Movie: Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Top 10 Billed Cast

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

Private Megan Valentine

Vivica A. Fox
Vivica A. Fox

Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenberg
Steve Guttenberg

Sidney Green

Aimee Garcia
Aimee Garcia

Private Vicky Castillo

Olesya Rulin
Olesya Rulin

Private Petrovich

Keiko Agena
Keiko Agena

Private Hailey Hamamori

Jill Marie Jones
Jill Marie Jones

Private Connie Johnson

Ryan Sypek
Ryan Sypek

Sergeant Mills Evans

Cheri Oteri
Cheri Oteri

Private Jeter

Gary Grubbs
Gary Grubbs

Captain Greer

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  • Overview

    When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

  • Release Date

    2008-11-07

  • Average

    6.3

  • Rating:

    3.1 starts
  • Tagline

    The Army Will Never Be The Same

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  • Languages:

    English
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