Movie: Wise Guys Prefer Brunettes

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Helene Chadwick
Helene Chadwick

Helene

James Finlayson
James Finlayson

Dean of Pinkham University

Ted Healy
Ted Healy

Napolean Fizz

Burr McIntosh
Burr McIntosh

The President

Charlotte Mineau
Charlotte Mineau

The Matron

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    The crotchety dean of Pinkham University blames the "bad behavior of the school's female students on a dress shop owned by Helene, and informs her he's shutting her shop down. Meanwhile, her boyfriend Napoleon has invented a plaster that restores youth. The dean accidentally sits on the plaster and reverts back to his younger days when he himself used to chase college girls. Complications ensue.

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    1926-10-02

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