
The government calls one of its top agents out of retirement to battle an evil organization that is trying to put the silk industry out of business by using silkworms.
Awesome Lotus
Morgan Lamour (as Joyce Schuyler)
Chuck Tuna
Tofu Caca
Bubba-Lou
Martial Arts Student

The government calls one of its top agents out of retirement to battle an evil organization that is trying to put the silk industry out of business by using silkworms.
1983-01-01
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