Movie: Nothing Ever Happens

Top 8 Billed Cast

Jack Lionel Bohn
Jack Lionel Bohn

The Baron

Charles Judels
Charles Judels

Waistline

Jane Gale
Jane Gale

Scramchen

Geraldine Dvorak
Geraldine Dvorak

Madam

Curtis Karpe
Curtis Karpe

Prizering

Clarence Rock
Clarence Rock

The Room Clerk

Maurice Cass
Maurice Cass

Madam's Impresario (uncredited)

George Givot
George Givot

Chef (uncredited)

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    In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."

  • Release Date

    1933-03-25

  • Average

    4.8

  • Rating:

    2.4 starts
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  • Languages:

    English
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