The Settlement(1999)
Dying is a lousy way to make a living.
Swaggering, womanizing Jerry and his hen-pecked buddy Pat are in a bind: their clients aren't dying fast enough! They buy insurance policies from the terminally ill, and bet on them to kick the bucket on schedule. But their luck is about to change when they meet Barbara, who has a $2million policy and 3 months to live.
Movie: The Settlement
Top 10 Billed Cast
Pat
Jerry
Fake Barbara / Ellie
Denny
Neal
Costar
Insurance Agent
Real Barbara
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Overview
Swaggering, womanizing Jerry and his hen-pecked buddy Pat are in a bind: their clients aren't dying fast enough! They buy insurance policies from the terminally ill, and bet on them to kick the bucket on schedule. But their luck is about to change when they meet Barbara, who has a $2million policy and 3 months to live.
Release Date
1999-04-01
Average
6
Rating:
3.0 startsTagline
Dying is a lousy way to make a living.
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Languages:
English
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