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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon(2008)
Status: Released
Date: 2008-09-18
67%
145 Votes
Time: 0h 10m
IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
Overview:
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies:
Chaotic Rampage American Pictures
Richard Gale Films
Movie: The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
Top 6 Billed Cast
Paul Clemens
Jack Cucchiaio
Michael James Kacey
The Doctor
Fay Kato
The Mystic
Melissa Paladino
The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan
The Murderer
Richard Gale
Narrator (voice)
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