

Little Dick, the well-endowed dwarf servant of Master Limpcock is being pursued by Nymphomania, an ugly witch who must have 69 orgasms to turn herself beautiful again.
Esibizionista Cicciona (voice)
Madre Superiora (voice)
Frate della cintura di Castità (voice)

Little Dick, the well-endowed dwarf servant of Master Limpcock is being pursued by Nymphomania, an ugly witch who must have 69 orgasms to turn herself beautiful again.
1973-10-10
5.5
Every woman's secret fantasy
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