
Don't Mess with Texas(2008)
A comic morality tale about two cocky young lesbians who bite off more than they can chew at a Texas roadside diner.
Movie: Don't Mess with Texas
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Restaurant Patron
Mistriss Nia
Deb
Lisa
Emily
Truck Driver
Millie

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A comic morality tale about two cocky young lesbians who bite off more than they can chew at a Texas roadside diner.
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2008-05-22
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