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Up Your Alley(1971)
Status: Released
Date: 1971-08-04
37%
6 Votes
Time: 1h 10m
The All-Out Sex Comedy Riot!
Overview:
A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies:
Headliner Productions
Movie: Up Your Alley
Top 10 Billed Cast
Frank Corsentino
Seymour
Haji
Maria Manina
Charles Knapp
Don Marco
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Overview
A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.
Release Date
1971-08-04
Average
3.667
Rating:
1.8 startsTagline
The All-Out Sex Comedy Riot!
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