Movie: Up Your Alley

Top 10 Billed Cast

Frank Corsentino
Frank Corsentino

Seymour

Haji
Haji

Maria Manina

Michael Finn
Michael Finn

Grogan

Marius Mazmanian
Marius Mazmanian

Toenails

Lee McLaughlin
Lee McLaughlin

Sissy

Charles Knapp
Charles Knapp

Don Marco

Lillian Shrewsbury
Lillian Shrewsbury

Mother

Irene Makarewicz
Irene Makarewicz

Aunt

John Bloom
John Bloom

Bruno

Tyra Tashiro
Tyra Tashiro

Gardener

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  • Overview

    A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

  • Release Date

    1971-08-04

  • Average

    2.5

  • Rating:

    1.3 starts
  • Tagline

    The All-Out Sex Comedy Riot!

  • Genres

  • Languages:

    English
  • Keywords

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