Movie: You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

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Coluche
Coluche

Le roi Gros Pif Ier

Dominique Lavanant
Dominique Lavanant

La reine Madeleine

Anémone
Anémone

La cousine Lucienne

Martin Lamotte
Martin Lamotte

Le bouffon

Michel Blanc
Michel Blanc

Antremont

Roland Giraud
Roland Giraud

Le duc d'Orléans

Gérard Jugnot
Gérard Jugnot

Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires

Gérard Lanvin
Gérard Lanvin

Le chevalier blanc

Thierry Lhermitte
Thierry Lhermitte

Le héraut d'armes

Marie-Anne Chazel
Marie-Anne Chazel

La reine de Flandre

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    Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

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    1977-10-19

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    4.793

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