I Want To Go To Prison(1998)
A nugget from Russia is hiding from the police in a Dutch prison.
Movie: I Want To Go To Prison
Top 10 Billed Cast
Семен Лямкин
Мария (жена Лямкина)
Мари
Вован (закадычный приятель Лямкина)
Олег Иванович (бизнесмен, грабитель сейфов)
уволенный мастер
Крис (приятель Лямкина в голландской тюрьме)
Люда Лямкина
мужик с ведром
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Overview
A nugget from Russia is hiding from the police in a Dutch prison.
Release Date
1998-12-31
Average
5.8
Rating:
2.9 startsTagline
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Languages:
Pусский
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