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No Returns Accepted(2018)
Status: Released
Date: 2018-05-01
65%
30 Votes
Time: 1h 43m
Overview:
Juca Valente owns a kiosk on the coast of São Paulo and just wants to have fun. An eternal flirt, he hates big responsibilities and doesn't think about having anything serious with anyone. But his life takes an entirely different turn when an American ex-girlfriend dumps a baby on him and disappears. Juca then leaves for the United States with the intention of returning the child, not imagining that he would start liking the idea of being a father.
Languages: Portuguese.
Countries:
Brazil,
Mexico
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: No Returns Accepted
Top 10 Billed Cast
Leandro Hassum
Juca Valente
Jarbas Homem de Mello
Bob Gomez
Manuela Kfouri
Emma
Zéu Britto
Luisinho
Ana Carolina Machado
Renné
Guga Coelho
Diretor Cena Moto
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Overview
Juca Valente owns a kiosk on the coast of São Paulo and just wants to have fun. An eternal flirt, he hates big responsibilities and doesn't think about having anything serious with anyone. But his life takes an entirely different turn when an American ex-girlfriend dumps a baby on him and disappears. Juca then leaves for the United States with the intention of returning the child, not imagining that he would start liking the idea of being a father.
Release Date
2018-05-01
Average
6.5
Rating:
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