Movie: Quarter to Two Before Jesus Christ

Top 10 Billed Cast

Coluche
Coluche

Ben-Hur Marcel / Aminemephet

Michel Serrault
Michel Serrault

Jules César

Jean Yanne
Jean Yanne

Paulus

Françoise Fabian
Françoise Fabian

Laetitia

Michel Auclair
Michel Auclair

Consul Demetrius

Mimi Coutelier
Mimi Coutelier

Cléopâtre

Darry Cowl
Darry Cowl

Faucuius

Paul Préboist
Paul Préboist

Lion keeper

Daniel Emilfork
Daniel Emilfork

Tatouius

André Pousse
André Pousse

Centurion

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