Movie: This Is Not a Love Song

Top 7 Billed Cast

Kenneth Glenaan
Kenneth Glenaan

Heaton

Michael Colgan
Michael Colgan

Spike

David Bradley
David Bradley

Mr Bellamy

John Henshaw
John Henshaw

Arthur

Adam Pepper
Adam Pepper

William

Keri Arnold
Keri Arnold

Gerry

Chris Middleton
Chris Middleton

Policeman

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    Heaton and Spike are the unlikeliest pair: two loners who have found each other. When Spike commits a terrible crime, Heaton decides to stand by him - an act of astonishing, almost foolhardy loyalty. There begins a chase across a vast Northern landscape of moors, rivers and dark woods, the increasingly exhausted fugitives being hunted not by the police but by a posse of farmers intent on revenge. No ordinary chase film, This Is Not a Love Song is a love story trapped inside the body of a thriller.

  • Release Date

    2002-01-01

  • Average

    6.2

  • Rating:

    3.1 starts
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  • Languages:

    English
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