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Onion News Empire(2013)
Status: Released
Date: 2013-04-19
68%
5 Votes
Time: 0h 27m
Overview:
The journalists at the Onion News Network will do anything to stay at the top of their game. And if they can't find a great story, they'll create one.
Languages:
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies: 
Tensegrity
Superlative Stimuli
Movie: Onion News Empire
Top 10 Billed Cast
Jeffrey Tambor
David Bryant
Christopher Masterson
Sam West
Aja Naomi King
Jillian
William Sadler
Ed Musgrove
Laila Robins
Helena Zweibel
Cheyenne Jackson
Cameron Grey
Jolly Abraham
Abigail
Jodi Applegate Kay
Daytime News Anchor (as Jodi Applegate-Kay)
Charles Techman
Kip O'Rourke
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