The Boatniks(1970)
MAN THE LAFFBOATS!
Young and awkward, The Coast-Guard's ensign Thomas Garland suffers from the comparison with his late father, a war hero. Which does not prevent him from falling for pretty Kate Fairchild, a young woman who runs a sailing school. Of course the way he expresses his deep sympathy for the lady leaves to be desired. And the situation does not improve when a trio of bumbling jewel thieves interferes.
Movie: The Boatniks
Top 10 Billed Cast
Ensign Garland
Kate
Harry Simmons
Max
Charlie
Jason
Commander Taylor
Lt. Jordan
Pepe Galindo
Wagner
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Young and awkward, The Coast-Guard's ensign Thomas Garland suffers from the comparison with his late father, a war hero. Which does not prevent him from falling for pretty Kate Fairchild, a young woman who runs a sailing school. Of course the way he expresses his deep sympathy for the lady leaves to be desired. And the situation does not improve when a trio of bumbling jewel thieves interferes.
Release Date
1970-07-01
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5.3
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2.6 startsTagline
MAN THE LAFFBOATS!
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