TiMER(2009)
When will you find the one?
In this comedic fantasy, science has facilitated the search for a soul mate via biotechnological implants that count down to the moment one is supposed to meet his or her match. But Oona is worried: She's nearly 30, and her TiMER isn't ticking yet. Will her dream guy get snatched up by someone else?
Movie: TiMER
Top 10 Billed Cast
Oona O'Leary
Steph
Mikey Evers
Dan the Man
Marion
Brian
Nelson
Dr. Serious
Dutch
Sadie
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