Movie: The Crimson Permanent Assurance

Top 10 Billed Cast

Sydney Arnold
Sydney Arnold

Guy Bertrand
Guy Bertrand

Andrew Bicknell
Andrew Bicknell

Ross Davidson
Ross Davidson

Myrtle Devenish
Myrtle Devenish

Tim Douglas
Tim Douglas

Bicycle Boy

Matt Frewer
Matt Frewer

Billy John
Billy John

Russell Kilmister
Russell Kilmister

Peter Mantle
Peter Mantle

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  • Overview

    A group of down-and-out accountants mutiny against their bosses and sail their office building onto the high seas in search of a pirate's life.

  • Release Date

    1983-03-31

  • Average

    7.1

  • Rating:

    3.5 starts
  • Tagline

    Our Short Feature Presentation

  • Genres

  • Languages:

    English
  • Keywords

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