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Vieni avanti cretino(1982)
Status: Released
Date: 1982-04-07
69%
194 Votes
Time: 1h 38m
Overview:
Pasquale Baudaffi, on amnesty, comes out of prison and starts looking for a job with the help of his cousin Gaetano. But first he goes to what was once a brothel, but, unbeknownst to our hapless hero, has been taken over and rented as a dental office. Pasquale finds himself at the center of endless misunderstandings. He tries to be a gamekeeper but that's not okay, he tries to be a waiter in a bar: he immediately gets his orders wrong and he is fired. His performance as a garage keeper was negative. The very latest experience is in an electronics company but its insertion into the futuristic mechanism triggers the craziest complications. The encounter with a lost dog allows him to get to know his mistress and thus discover the woman of his life.
Languages: Italian.
Countries:
Italy
ProductionCompanies:
San Francisco Film
Movie: Vieni avanti cretino
Top 10 Billed Cast
Lino Banfi
Pasquale Baudaffi
Franco Bracardi
Gaetano Baudaffi
Gigi Reder
L'uomo dal dentista
Adriana Russo
Ragazza al bar
Anita Bartolucci
Marisa, moglie di Gaetano Baudaffi
Ramona Dell'Abate
Segretaria del dentista
Annabella Schiavone
L'esaminatrice
Dada Gallotti
La dentista
Danila Trebbi
La moglie di Filippo
Roberto Della Casa
Filippo, il marito geloso
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