Movie: Self Helpless

Top 10 Billed Cast

Andrick Deppmeyer
Andrick Deppmeyer

The Drake

Patrick Cassidy
Patrick Cassidy

John Candy

P.K. Simone
P.K. Simone

Simon

Adam Jaroszewski
Adam Jaroszewski

Felix

Kylie Clay
Kylie Clay

Vanessa

Jaime Del Aguila
Jaime Del Aguila

Juan

Devin The Dude
Devin The Dude

The Dude

Abel Gonzalez
Abel Gonzalez

Armando

Alberto Gutierrez
Alberto Gutierrez

Don Rodrigo

Conor Long
Conor Long

Jerry

  • HomePage

    Self Helpless

  • Overview

    Four misguided friends head into the heart of Mexico in search of a great and all-knowing guru.

  • Release Date

    2011-08-10

  • Average

    0

  • Rating:

    0.0 starts
  • Tagline

    Bad Friends, Worse Advice

  • Genres

  • Languages:

    English
  • Keywords

Similar Movies

Body Melt
52%

Body Melt(en)

1994-10-28

Residents of peaceful Pebbles Court, Homesville, are being used unknowingly as test experiments for a new 'Body Drug' that causes rapid body decomposition (melting skin etc.) and painful death.

Pipe Dream
65%

Pipe Dream(en)

2015-05-30

A story of two wannabe Schoolies on the Gold Coast during a state-wide crackdown on drugs. The boys stumble upon a stash of "weed", and through the misguidance of an older brother trying to replace his earlier Schoolies experience, they get caught up in the war on drugs waged by the authorities. Selling drugs to earn enough money to replace a broken heirloom they are oblivious to the battle around them. As they are pursued by an overzealous Police Chief and a violent underworld, they aim to be kings and make this the best Schoolies ever.

Dust
0%

Dust(en)

2012-12-29

DUST is the story of an eccentric family in crisis. Unable to move forward or functionally communicate, three change-averse siblings collide with their older brother and their own myopic worldview with comic and tragic results. The film follows the siblings Lynn, Baker and Margaret Marie as they cope with the news that their oldest brother Coke plans to move into the family home with his new wife, Patty, a woman the other siblings cannot stand. All four siblings find themselves confronted with their inability to cope with life.

El Calentito
47%

El Calentito(es)

2005-06-24

Early 80's, Sara is a good-family girl, she has never been with a man, does not drinks, does not take drugs. Following her love, she enters in "El Calentito" a bar where the group "las Siux" is singing.

Go
70%

Go(en)

1999-04-09

A supermarket clerk decides to step in for an absent drug dealer, setting off an explosive, comedic chain of events.

Half Baked
63%

Half Baked(en)

1998-01-16

Three lovable party buds try to bail their friend out of jail. But just when the guys have mastered a plan, everything comes dangerously close to going up in smoke.

Wonder Boys
68%

Wonder Boys(en)

2000-02-22

Grady is a 50-ish English professor who hasn't had a thing published in years—not since he wrote his award winning 'Great American Novel' 7 years ago. This weekend proves even worse than he could imagine as he finds himself reeling from one misadventure to another in the company of a new wonder boy author.

The Knock Out Cop
65%

The Knock Out Cop(it)

1973-10-25

Inspector “Flatfoot” Rizzo investigates crime and corruption in Naples.

Flatfoot in Africa
62%

Flatfoot in Africa(it)

1978-03-22

Inspector Rizzo in Napoli gets a message from a policeman from South Africa who wants to meet him. Immediately before this meeting the South African policeman is killed. Dying he shows Rizzo a picture of his young son Bodo. Rizzo travels to Johannesburg to find out what the policeman was working on and to find Bodo.

Freeway
65%

Freeway(en)

1996-08-23

Following the arrest of her mother, Ramona, young Vanessa Lutz decides to go in search of her estranged grandmother. On the way, she is given a ride by school counselor Bob Wolverton. During the journey, Lutz begins to realize that Bob is the notorious I-5 Killer and manages to escape by shooting him several times. Wounded but still very much alive, Bob pursues Lutz across the state in this modern retelling of Little Red Riding Hood.

Party Monster
58%

Party Monster(en)

2003-09-05

The New York club scene of the 80s and 90s was a world like no other. Into this candy-colored, mirror ball playground stepped Michael Alig, a wannabe from nowhere special. Under the watchful eye of veteran club kid James St. James, Alig quickly rose to the top... and there was no place to go but down.

Superbad
73%

Superbad(en)

2007-08-17

Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.

Smokin' Aces
65%

Smokin' Aces(en)

2006-12-09

When a Las Vegas performer-turned-snitch named Buddy Israel decides to turn state's evidence and testify against the mob, it seems that a whole lot of people would like to make sure he's no longer breathing.

Side Effects
57%

Side Effects(en)

2005-03-07

America! Built on a better pill. Karly Hert has spent the last ten years selling drugs. Legally, that is. Karly is a pharmaceutical sales representative. She sells pills to doctors. She makes lots of money. She has a company car. She has a nice fat expense account. But there's a growing pit in Karly's stomach. Something isn't right behind the scenes at big pharma. Based on the director's decade working directly for the industry.

Massacre on Aisle 12
47%

Massacre on Aisle 12(en)

2016-11-05

A hardware store employee's first night on the job is disrupted by the discovery of a dead body and a duffel bag full of cash. He and his co-workers soon descend into madness as they try to figure out a solution to their predicament in this unsettling horror comedy.

K-9
61%

K-9(en)

1989-04-28

The extravagant cop Michael Dooley needs some help to fight a drug dealer who has tried to kill him. A "friend" gives him a dog named Jerry Lee (Officer Lewis), who has been trained to smell drugs. With his help, Dooley sets out to put his enemy behind the bars, but Jerry Lee has a personality of his own and works only when he wants to. On the other hand, the dog is quite good at destroying Dooley's car, house and sex-life...

Evil Bong
34%

Evil Bong(en)

2006-10-31

Straight-laced nerd Alistair moves into a college dorm with hardcore marijuana users, who order an old giant bong that proves to have strange magical powers, which sends people to a bizarre drugged-out alternate realm from which there is no easy escape.

Reno 911!: Miami
58%

Reno 911!: Miami(en)

2007-02-23

A rag-tag team of Reno cops are called in to save the day after a terrorist attack disrupts a national police convention in Miami Beach during spring break. Based on the Comedy Central series.

Friday After Next
63%

Friday After Next(en)

2002-11-22

Craig and his cousin Day Day have finally moved out of their parents' houses and into their own crib, working nights at a local mall as security guards. When their house is robbed on Christmas Eve they set out to track down the culprit.

Buffalo Soldiers
63%

Buffalo Soldiers(en)

2002-10-31

A criminal subculture operates among U.S. soldiers stationed in West Germany just before the fall of the Berlin wall.