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Cockles and Muscles(2005)
Status: Released
Date: 2005-03-30
60%
39 Votes
Time: 1h 33m
Overview:
Crustacés et coquillages is a fresh French comedy film with numerous surprise turnarounds and about the tolerance of a family of four. The family spend an idealistic summer vacation together where each of the family members gets involved in a new or old relationship.
Languages: French.
Countries:
France
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: Cockles and Muscles
Top 10 Billed Cast
Valeria Bruni Tedeschi
Béatrix
Gilbert Melki
Marc
Jean-Marc Barr
Didier
Jacques Bonnaffé
Mathieu
Édouard Collin
Martin
Romain Torres
Charly
Sabrina Seyvecou
Laura
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Overview
Crustacés et coquillages is a fresh French comedy film with numerous surprise turnarounds and about the tolerance of a family of four. The family spend an idealistic summer vacation together where each of the family members gets involved in a new or old relationship.
Release Date
2005-03-30
Average
5.962
Rating:
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