Movie: The Size of Watermelons

Top 10 Billed Cast

Paul Rudd
Paul Rudd

Alex

Donal Logue
Donal Logue

Gnome

Donovan Leitch
Donovan Leitch

Patrick

Marissa Ribisi
Marissa Ribisi

Lizzie

Ione Skye
Ione Skye

Maggie

John Enos III
John Enos III

Leonard

Adam West
Adam West

Self

Tracey Walter
Tracey Walter

The Vagrant

David Lee Russek
David Lee Russek

Eddie

Zack Ward
Zack Ward

Skinhead

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  • Overview

    Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.

  • Release Date

    1997-01-17

  • Average

    3.7

  • Rating:

    1.9 starts
  • Tagline

    Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut.

  • Genres

  • Languages:

    English
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