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The Brand New Testament(2015)
Status: Released
Date: 2015-09-02
66%
1724 Votes
Time: 1h 54m
God Exists. He Lives in Brussels with his daughter.
Overview:
God lives in Brussels. On Earth though, God is a coward, morally pathetic and odious to his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can't stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad...
Languages: French.
Countries:
Luxembourg,
Belgium,
France
Budget: $8,700,000.00
Revenue: $15,709,652.00
ProductionCompanies: 
Climax Films
Terra Incognita Films
Après le Déluge
Movie: The Brand New Testament
Top 10 Billed Cast
Pili Groyne
Ea
Benoît Poelvoorde
God
Yolande Moreau
God's Wife
Catherine Deneuve
Martine
François Damiens
François
Serge Larivière
Marc
Didier De Neck
Jean-Claude
Laura Verlinden
Aurélie
Romain Gelin
Willy
Marco Lorenzini
Victor
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