
Chooch(2003)
The life of Dino Condito is about to take a surprising turn. After letting down his softball team by striking out in the bottom of the ninth, his crew brands him the chooch (dummy).
Movie: Chooch
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Billy Del Nino
Jubilene Condito
Kiwi Condito
Dino's mother
Dino's father
Jubilene's father
Narrator (voice)

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The life of Dino Condito is about to take a surprising turn. After letting down his softball team by striking out in the bottom of the ninth, his crew brands him the chooch (dummy).
Release Date
2003-04-24
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