Vapid Shallow Models Must Die(2006)
When his dream of becoming a model is dashed, a pudgy, unattractive everyman takes gruesome revenge on the runway hotties he'd once hoped would be his high-fashion colleagues. Masquerading as a photographer, the humiliated (and mentally unhinged) loser lures his photogenic but vacuous victims into a deadly lair in this campy slasher flick starring Michael Haboush, Kate Crash, Stephen Molinaro and Jason North.
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When his dream of becoming a model is dashed, a pudgy, unattractive everyman takes gruesome revenge on the runway hotties he'd once hoped would be his high-fashion colleagues. Masquerading as a photographer, the humiliated (and mentally unhinged) loser lures his photogenic but vacuous victims into a deadly lair in this campy slasher flick starring Michael Haboush, Kate Crash, Stephen Molinaro and Jason North.
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