The Massage Professionals(1976)
Dr. Brochard, the owner of the massage clinic "Academia Mãos de Ouro" in Rio de Janeiro, fires two employees for prostituting themselves on the side to the customers. In their place he hires two virgins, Virgem and Berta who are both immediately set upon by the womanizing driver Duda de Almeida.
Movie: The Massage Professionals
Top 10 Billed Cast
Fung Ku
Virgem
Duda de Almeida
Maria
Florindo Bocão
Jacinto Brochard
Débora
Artur
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Dr. Brochard, the owner of the massage clinic "Academia Mãos de Ouro" in Rio de Janeiro, fires two employees for prostituting themselves on the side to the customers. In their place he hires two virgins, Virgem and Berta who are both immediately set upon by the womanizing driver Duda de Almeida.
Release Date
1976-06-14
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