Movie: Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!

Top 10 Billed Cast

Pat Casey
Pat Casey

Herman Schumacher

Andy 'Hippa' Kriss
Andy 'Hippa' Kriss

Damon

Maria A. Morales
Maria A. Morales

Carrie Mirvis

N. David Prestwood
N. David Prestwood

Blaine

Jack Shreck
Jack Shreck

Hugo

Sean Hall
Sean Hall

Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse

Josh Miller
Josh Miller

Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel

Dan Buechler
Dan Buechler

Zach

Drew Ailes
Drew Ailes

Herman's Boss

Erik Olson
Erik Olson

Weird Digger

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  • Overview

    Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!

  • Release Date

    2003-09-02

  • Average

    5.4

  • Rating:

    2.7 starts
  • Tagline

    Murder... Mayhem... Mowers!

  • Genres

  • Languages:

    English

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