Movie: The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him

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Ariane Brandt
Ariane Brandt

Dr. Tess

Transfatty
Transfatty

The Nurse

Joe Holt
Joe Holt

Chester Gaylord

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    Mild-mannered Chester Gaylord trudges through life with a painful sexual handicap. He goes for a magical colonoscopy where he meets a woman with a microscope who changes his life.

  • Release Date

    2003-03-12

  • Average

    4.5

  • Rating:

    2.3 starts
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  • Languages:

    English

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