Witless Protection(2008)
Protecting America's assets.
When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.
Movie: Witless Protection
Top 10 Billed Cast
Deputy Larry Stalder
Madeleine
Connie
Ricardo Bodi
Arthur Grimsley
Wilford Duvall
Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage
Mark Bedell
Sheriff Smoot
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