Suicide Helpline(2023)
What if suicide helplines were REALLY about suicide support?
This short sketch shows us what a day in the life of Teotónio, a suicide hotline operator, is like.
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This short sketch shows us what a day in the life of Teotónio, a suicide hotline operator, is like.
Release Date
2023-03-25
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What if suicide helplines were REALLY about suicide support?
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