I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With(2006)
Sometimes love is just a big bowl of wrong.
Life has its downs for James, living with his mom in Chicago at 39, an aging performer at Second City, eating and weighing too much. A woman he's been dating drops him, as does his agent, her brother. James turns down roles in local TV, roles that make him sad. Someone's remaking his favorite movie, "Marty," a role he'd love, but he doesn't even get an audition.
Movie: I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With
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James Aaron
Beth
Stella Lewis
Dick
Luca Giancarlo
School Therapist - Ms. Clark
Charlie Perlman
Herb Hope
Larry
Penelope
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