The renowned action hero of 'Big Town' HardManEli gets a message from his trainer to meet him in the forest for a mission. However when he arrives he realises it's a trap and he must battle it out against his archenemy SoftBoiEli to be crowned the 'Eli of Big Forest'.
The renowned action hero of 'Big Town' HardManEli gets a message from his trainer to meet him in the forest for a mission. However when he arrives he realises it's a trap and he must battle it out against his archenemy SoftBoiEli to be crowned the 'Eli of Big Forest'.
2022-03-23
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BIG FOREST IS ONLY BIG ENOUGH FOR ONE ELI.
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