Don't Go Near the Water(1957)
THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!
Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.
Movie: Don't Go Near the Water
Top 10 Billed Cast
Lt. J.G. Max Siegel
Melora Alba
Adam Garrett
Lt. Alice Tomlen
Gordon Ripwell
Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash
Deborah Aldrich
Ens. Tyson
Lt. Ross Pendleton
Farragut Jones
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