You Don't Mess with the Zohan(2008)
Lather. Rinse. Save the world.
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
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Zohan Dvir
Dalia Hakbarah
Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Michael Klayman
Gail Klayman
Salim Yousfobdal
Kevin
Mariah Carey
Dorit
Kids' Salon Owner
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