Matsumoto Ryûsuke no hai, honban desu(1983)
My favorite Ryusuke assault experience!
Part true-story, part-parody of comedian Ryûsuke Matsumoto's life where he encounters college girls, office ladies, and waitresses.

Movie: Matsumoto Ryûsuke no hai, honban desu
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松本竜助の ハイ、本番です
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Part true-story, part-parody of comedian Ryûsuke Matsumoto's life where he encounters college girls, office ladies, and waitresses.
Release Date
1983-05-27
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My favorite Ryusuke assault experience!
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