Louie Lemmons
Willy
Reilly
Cynthia
Terry Tornado
After Charlie Shivers' rug is ruined by painters, he hires his friend Tommy Two-Lips to steal him a new one. When Tommy profits off of it, Charlie gets his cousin Louie Lemmons to kill Tommy -- but it ends up making Charlie the main suspect.
1998-05-08
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Three thugs, two rugs, a one-eyed boxer. Not your everyday frilly rug story.
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