Assmonster: The Making of a Horror Movie
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Bill
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Overview
This is a comedy about a guy who watches an awful DVDr that was made by one of those fake directors who sell their crap at horror conventions and decides that he too will make a bad movie and sell it for $30 a copy.
Release Date
2006-01-01
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5.8
Rating:
2.9 startsTagline
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