Ham & Cheese
Top 10 Billed Cast
Barry Goodson
Richard Wolanski
Beth Goodson
Katie Reed
Pat Watts
Damien
Anastasia
Paul
Derek
Lucy (MOW Detective)
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Overview
Two talentless actors attempt to make it in the cruel world of showbiz. Without an ounce of talent between the two of them and their only strength being persistence, they'll do almost anything to attain their dream. Except let it go.
Release Date
2004-03-12
Average
2.7
Rating:
1.4 startsTagline
Two Actors. One Dream. Zero Talent.
Genres
Languages:
English
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