Not Violent, I Promise, I Swear

Top 6 Billed Cast

John Pastorchik
John Pastorchik

Compassionate Survivor

Sierra Beatty
Sierra Beatty

Little Girl

Wyliem McDonald
Wyliem McDonald

Scared Survivor

Therry Pedro
Therry Pedro

Hysterical Survivor

Cortney Ross
Cortney Ross

Violent Survivor

Aidan Beatty
Aidan Beatty

Kevin

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  • Overview

    Created in only 24 hours for the Okotoks 24hr Horror Film Festival 2021 and withdrawn at the last second. "Not, Violent, I Promise, I Swear", is a film about a random group of people who take shelter in a house during a Kaiju attack.

  • Release Date

    2021-10-17

  • Average

    4

  • Rating:

    2.0 starts
  • Tagline

    The Kaiju isn't the problem, it's the people you're hiding with.

  • Genres

  • Languages:

    English

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