
70 Is Just a Number
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Shanella Pöllänen
Klaus Granholm
Pasunisti Viljanen
Komea mies
Pyörätuolimummo
Klausin lapsi

70 on vain numero
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Seija Kuula is a superstar singer and an ageless goddess with a career spanning decades and decades. Problems start to arise when Seija falls in love with a younger guy and everybody around her seem to suffer from a bad case of baby fever. Seija orchestrates a masterplan to make everyone happy only to realize that one can not play with love. 70 Is Just a Number is a warm and humorous coming-of-age story – at 70.
Release Date
2021-12-29
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6.6
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