Lawn Maintanance is not a f#cking vocation

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Kyle Odlin
Kyle Odlin

Craig Joeman

Mason Hewett
Mason Hewett

Gerald Healy

Jaron Herren
Jaron Herren

K-Pop Listening Runner with Lisp

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    Craig Joeman is your average, friendly, lawn connoisseur. He has no qualms with how his local parks are being maintained. Until something changes.

  • Release Date

    2020-08-23

  • Average

    4.5

  • Rating:

    2.3 starts
  • Tagline

    I am a Lawn

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