
The 8:37 News
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Woodrow Butdonthaveapaddle
Frank Lee Mydearidontgiveadamn
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The 8:37 News
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Overview
In today's social structure, news can often be misleading and politically biased, but not on this station... because they don't know what those words mean.
Release Date
2019-01-23
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10
Rating:
5.0 startsTagline
“Good night, God Bless, God Bless America, and always remember: Geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance.”
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