We're Not Here to Fuck Spiders

Top 8 Billed Cast

Stephanie King
Stephanie King

Effs

Lindsay Farris
Lindsay Farris

Anton

Max Brown
Max Brown

Jimmy

Anthony Taufa
Anthony Taufa

Pincer

Fayssal Bazzi
Fayssal Bazzi

Ahmed

Stef Smith
Stef Smith

Bezza

Mirrabee Penrith
Mirrabee Penrith

The Kid

John Cordukes
John Cordukes

Godfrey

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