Figures Don't Lie
Top 6 Billed Cast
Janet Wells
Bob Blewe
'Howdy' Jones
Mamie
Mrs. Jones
Dolores
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Figures Don't Lie is a showcase for the physical charms of lovely Esther Ralston, who in one scene proves the accuracy of the title by donning a fetching one-piece bathing suit. The main story concerns wise-guy insurance salesman Richard Arlen, who through a combination of hard work and sheer gall lands a job as sales manager. But he can't land heroine Ralston, who has remained cool to his charms ever since he tried to make a play for her on the street. A lost film.
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1927-10-08
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One Blonde They All Prefer-and There's a reason
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