There's No Such Thing as Vampires

Top 10 Billed Cast

Meg Foster
Meg Foster

Sister Frank

Raphael Sbarge
Raphael Sbarge

Detective Warren

Josh Plasse
Josh Plasse

Joshua

Emma Holzer
Emma Holzer

Ariel

Maria Olsen
Maria Olsen

Sigfreda

Judy Tenuta
Judy Tenuta

Barbecue Becky

Matthew Dennis Lewis
Matthew Dennis Lewis

Cameron

Tom McLaren
Tom McLaren

Detective Sykes

Katherine Rodriguez
Katherine Rodriguez

May

Chiquita Fuller
Chiquita Fuller

Detective Lowery

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