Two Guys Talkin' About Girls
Top 10 Billed Cast
Joey Fortone
Lenny Kaminski
Rhonda Glick
Edith
Lester Glick
Rhondas Grandma
Cindy One
Cindy Four
Angel
Tracy
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When longtime friends Joey Fortone and Lenny Kaminski get together, the race is on to get one up on the other. Their fantasies abound and their results lag far behind.
Release Date
1995-01-01
Average
4.25
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