Natale in crociera
Top 10 Billed Cast
Paolo Cioffa
Michela Bacci
Luigi Coppia
Felice Zanchi
Francesca Zanchi
Magda Venni
Piero
Anna
Il Comandante
Mago Catafù
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Paolo Cioffa, as Christmas approaches, is ready to leave on a cruise with his mistress Magda Venni, freed by his wife Francesca Zanchi and his son Federico, who is about to go skiing.
Release Date
2007-12-14
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