Jasper Carrott: Beat The Carrott
Jasper Carrott: Beat The Carrott
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Jasper Carrott has long been one of this country’s most well-loved comedians and this ITV special from 1981 shows him on top form. Recorded live at the London Palladium, the “Guv’nor of Conversational Stand-Up” showcases some of his classic routines from his 70s and 80s stage shows. In this live set he lampoons the BBC, Crossroads, his early gigging days in flea-pit theatres and even his audience!
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1981-09-18
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The king of conversational stand-up. Live and unmissable!
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