Damned!

Top 10 Billed Cast

James Murray
James Murray

Judas

Jeremy Guskin
Jeremy Guskin

Jesus

Ronney Ascher
Ronney Ascher

Manuel Hossenfeffer Rodriguez

Marti Cooney
Marti Cooney

Mrs. Baker / Hoagie Woman

Laurence Frommer
Laurence Frommer

Mr. Baker

Elizabeth Wood
Elizabeth Wood

Mary / Disgusted Angel

David Skigen
David Skigen

Joseph

Sal Vulcano
Sal Vulcano

Lawn Mower Boy / Extra

Matthew Glass
Matthew Glass

Larry

Hank Poje
Hank Poje

James Peterson / God / Smitty

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    Damned!

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    An alternate re-telling of biblical stories told as Jesus being a teenager, Bible mystery solvers, and other comedic religious figures.

  • Release Date

    1998-03-28

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    6

  • Rating:

    3.0 starts
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    English
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