Elder Parker
Elder Stone
Jesus
Joseph
Joseph is an regular guy who loves watching kung fu movies when he is interrupted by a pair of disgruntled Mormons, Elder Parker and Elder Stone who take his displeasure as a queue to intervene.
2016-01-22
10
ELDER PARKER AND ELDER STONE HAVE ONE MISSION. SPREAD THE WORD OF GOD ONE KUNG FU MOVE AT A TIME!
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